Thursday, April 03, 2008

Classics Revisited

Classic Version:

Hush little baby, Don't say a word
Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird
If that mocking bird don't sing
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
If that diamond ring turns brass
Daddy's gonna buy you a looking glass
If that looking glass gets broke
Daddy's gonna buy you a billy goat
If that billy goat don't pull
Daddy's gonna buy you a cart and bull
If that cart and bull turn over
Daddy's gonna buy you a dog named Rover
If that dog named Rover don't bark
Daddy's gonna buy you a horse and cart
If that horse and cart fall down
You'll still be the sweetest baby in town

Updated version:

Hush little baby, Don't cry much
Daddy's gonna buy you an ipod touch
If that ipod touch gets hot
Daddy's gonna buy you a powershot
If that powershot don't snap
Daddy's gonna buy you a baseball bat
If that baseball bat gets a crack
Daddy's gonna buy you a brand new mac
If that brand new mac don't boot
Daddy's gonna buy you a lawyer suit
If that lawyer suit don't fit
Daddy's gonna buy you a catcher's mitt
If that catcher's mitt is wrong
Daddy's gonna buy you digg.com
If digg.com gets lost in the fog
Daddy's gonna buy you a Riley dog
If that Riley dog gets flees
Daddy's gonna buy you a PS3
If that PS3 breaks down
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

You watch, it will sweep the world!

3 comments:

Vicki said...

Very cute! Loved the lawyer suit!!

TortfeasorG said...

As co-author, I can verify the awesomeness of this song! It has at least swept this apartment!

Brittany said...

This is pure genius.